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Apr 10, 2006 03:42

A large and somewhat soggy letter has appeared pasted to the sign outside the onsen.

dEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMENT OF THE CAMP. wE FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE SOME OF OUR COMPLAYNTS KNOWN. sOME OF YUR CAMPERS HAVE BEEN MOST VERY DISRUPTIVE TO BISINESS IN THE HOT SPRINGS. aS RESIDENTS OF SAID THE HOT SPRINGS WE FEEL WE HAVE A RIGHT TO PROTEST THIS UNUCCEPTABLE BEHAVUR.

wun. tHE CAMPERS ARE TOO NOISY. cONSANT TALKING AND OR SPLASHING OF WATER HAS MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO CONDUCT A GAME OF BACCARAT IN PEECE WHICH IS ALL WE DESIRE. cANNONBALLS ARE COMPLEETLY UNUCCEPTABLE.
too. mESS IS ALSO BCOMING AN ISSUE. wE UNDERSTAND IT IS NOT IN THE NATURE OF HUMANS TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAABITATS BUT PLES HAVE SOME CONCERN FOR OURS. aNY FURTHUR TOWELS CLOTHES OR TRASH WHICH IS ARE LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE DISPOSED OF WITH EXTREEEM PREJUDIS.
three. dO NOT FEED THE WALRUSES HATS. iT IS NOT COOL.

iF OUR CONCERNS ARE NOT ATTEENDED TO WE WILL HAVE TO LOGE A COMPLAYNT WITH THE MANAGEMENT OF THE CAMP AND NOBODY WILL LIKE THAT.

thAnk YOU,
THE wALRUSES
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