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You know, you all really take the amazing technology around here for granted. There's running water, these strange computer... things, electricity (electricity), and did you know you can chat with the outside world on this thing?
Yes. You can. Granted, you're not going to get much useful information out of it, but it was worth a try.
hot4pussydate: sup a/s/l?
calgoesontop: Goddammit, is my computer talking to me again?
hot4pussydate: saw ur pix on ur profile. you look fuckin hot
calgoesontop: ...
Oh?
hot4pussydate: im 25 and im a lawyer. i make sweet cash
calgoesontop: ....
Your 'profile' lists you as being born in 1990.
hot4pussydate: a/s/l?
calgoesontop: This isn't my computer talking, is it.
hot4pussydate: no dude my names adam
calgoesontop: Well, Adam who is twenty-five and a lawyer and makes sweet cash. What does 'a/s/l' mean?
hot4pussydate: age/sex/location
calgoesontop: I seeee, it's an abbreviation. How clever!
hot4pussydate: .... a/s/l dude?
calgoesontop: I'm twenty. Although as far as I can tell, I come from your future, so unfortunately for you, I haven't been born yet. Pity, I know.
hot4pussydate: .... k
hot4pussydate: your super hot neway
calgoesontop: Why, thank you. What was the next one? Sex? I'm a hermaphrodite.
That means I'm a he and a she, for your information. I know how hard it is to look up things in a dictionary when you're sixteen.
hot4pussydate: the fuck dude
calgoesontop: As for my location, you might be able to help me with that. I've been stuck in a summer camp in Luisi
Luisisi
Louisisa
Somewhere that's hot. And there are zombies. I'd like to get back to my time. Perhaps you could get the word out? Get me on - don't you have something called 'the nine o'clock news' in this time? That would be wonderful.
hot4pussydate: that wasnt even ur fucking pix on ur profile was it
fuck you u weirdass perv
*hot4pussydate has left the chatroom
calgoesontop: I can pay you all in large amounts of alcohol if you get me on 'the nine o'clock news.' Of course I'd have to steal it first but
*srfrgrrrl has left the chatroom
*whoreforhouse has left the chatroom
*simplenclean has left the chatroom
*urmomlastnite has left the chatroom
calgoesontop: .... Fucking A.
*calgoesontop has left the chatroom
The chat program seems to have disappeared from my computer, though. Figures.
And oh, since it seems to be that time of month again, hello to all the new faces. My name is Calanthe, I'm one of the camp's resident hermaphrodites, and I extend all of you my most gracious welcome to hell. Don't worry. After a few months you'll stop crying into your pillow at night, I'm sure. Or maybe you won't. The latter would make me happier.
Yes. You can. Granted, you're not going to get much useful information out of it, but it was worth a try.
hot4pussydate: sup a/s/l?
calgoesontop: Goddammit, is my computer talking to me again?
hot4pussydate: saw ur pix on ur profile. you look fuckin hot
calgoesontop: ...
Oh?
hot4pussydate: im 25 and im a lawyer. i make sweet cash
calgoesontop: ....
Your 'profile' lists you as being born in 1990.
hot4pussydate: a/s/l?
calgoesontop: This isn't my computer talking, is it.
hot4pussydate: no dude my names adam
calgoesontop: Well, Adam who is twenty-five and a lawyer and makes sweet cash. What does 'a/s/l' mean?
hot4pussydate: age/sex/location
calgoesontop: I seeee, it's an abbreviation. How clever!
hot4pussydate: .... a/s/l dude?
calgoesontop: I'm twenty. Although as far as I can tell, I come from your future, so unfortunately for you, I haven't been born yet. Pity, I know.
hot4pussydate: .... k
hot4pussydate: your super hot neway
calgoesontop: Why, thank you. What was the next one? Sex? I'm a hermaphrodite.
That means I'm a he and a she, for your information. I know how hard it is to look up things in a dictionary when you're sixteen.
hot4pussydate: the fuck dude
calgoesontop: As for my location, you might be able to help me with that. I've been stuck in a summer camp in Luisi
Luisisi
Louisisa
Somewhere that's hot. And there are zombies. I'd like to get back to my time. Perhaps you could get the word out? Get me on - don't you have something called 'the nine o'clock news' in this time? That would be wonderful.
hot4pussydate: that wasnt even ur fucking pix on ur profile was it
fuck you u weirdass perv
*hot4pussydate has left the chatroom
calgoesontop: I can pay you all in large amounts of alcohol if you get me on 'the nine o'clock news.' Of course I'd have to steal it first but
*srfrgrrrl has left the chatroom
*whoreforhouse has left the chatroom
*simplenclean has left the chatroom
*urmomlastnite has left the chatroom
calgoesontop: .... Fucking A.
*calgoesontop has left the chatroom
The chat program seems to have disappeared from my computer, though. Figures.
And oh, since it seems to be that time of month again, hello to all the new faces. My name is Calanthe, I'm one of the camp's resident hermaphrodites, and I extend all of you my most gracious welcome to hell. Don't worry. After a few months you'll stop crying into your pillow at night, I'm sure. Or maybe you won't. The latter would make me happier.