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Greetings! I would like to take this opportunity to address you all, with the possibility of reaching that charming little joker who decided to steal my clothes a few days ago. I just wanted to let you know that because you were good enough to return them all, if I happen to meet you, I might crush only a couple of your fingers beyond use. Awfully considerate of me, really, given that you were stealing property of Her Grace's army, etc., and the law wouldn't be nearly so... forgiving.
To everyone else! Allow me to just warn you all that, yes, I am a black ribboner, but while that does mean that I don't drink bl- blood, it doesn't mean that I won't do you serious bodily harm if you decide to try something shifty. Let's all be friendly-like. Right? Right! Good show, good show.
For instance! I smell coffee. I know you've got coffee! Everyone has coffee and I smell it here. Hand it over.
(( OOC: Wow, sorry for taking so long to get Mal up and running. The voting for him just happened to catch me when I was on the verge of being killed by end-of-the-semester, and it felt a little silly to not-hiatus/hiatus a character who hadn't even started yet, so! ))
(( And now Mal needs to go to bed so that Mal-mun can begin packing. Oh, god. *dies* ))
To everyone else! Allow me to just warn you all that, yes, I am a black ribboner, but while that does mean that I don't drink bl- blood, it doesn't mean that I won't do you serious bodily harm if you decide to try something shifty. Let's all be friendly-like. Right? Right! Good show, good show.
For instance! I smell coffee. I know you've got coffee! Everyone has coffee and I smell it here. Hand it over.
(( OOC: Wow, sorry for taking so long to get Mal up and running. The voting for him just happened to catch me when I was on the verge of being killed by end-of-the-semester, and it felt a little silly to not-hiatus/hiatus a character who hadn't even started yet, so! ))
(( And now Mal needs to go to bed so that Mal-mun can begin packing. Oh, god. *dies* ))