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If you are an occupant of Girls 2, a cook, a bunny or a fellow vegan or vegetarian: The carrot currently planted in a pot on the windowsill is out of bounds for everything but a chat, a game of cards or something like that. If you even just look at him with hungry eyes, you can have a crossbow bolt for dinner instead, served right between the eyes.
Also, could please somebody tell this freaky guy that I don't have tickets? For whatever? This talking .... thing of him gives me the creeps. He rolled it towards me when I was taking the puppy out for a walk and when I kicked it, it only moaned "harder, harder, do it again, ooh, score, score." Take your horrible toy and get the hell away from the backyard. And put some trousers on, for goodness sake!
EDIT: No, you're not making it better!
(( All pictures SFW. Just wanted to share my worldcup merchandise overkill pain ;) Last picture created on this site, the starting image might be slightly NSWF, though. Just click on "Hosenspiel".))