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Jun 12, 2006 14:35

Comparitive levels of gay inherent in certain sports:

Greco-Roman wrestling = gayest sport ever, players also usually ugly. All forms of wrestling are pretty gay, but especially this one. Oil massage, heehee. Was funny at the Olympics.

Various forms of football often gay. Rugby the gayest of all, players the ugliest of all. Soccer = still pretty gay what with all the hugging and butt patting, but players really quite hot. American football = gayer than soccer, players too muscly for my taste.

Swimming = not gay, even if some countries' swimmers seem totally flaming. Swimmers usually really hot.

Netball = So gay. Tennis = not particularly gay. Golf = boring, who cares? Ice Hockey = only gay in Disney movies. Baseball = gay pants. Lacrosse = probably not gay. Skiing = too solitary and also cold to be gay.

((OOC: Apologies if my replies are slow. It's 'cause I'm being forced to download Weiss Kreuz.))
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