Hiya to all the new campers! My name's Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Trainer! If you're ever lookin' for a battle or a pie, I'm your guy! Ha, that rhymed.
And uh, fyi, if anyone stumbles across a trail of raw meat leading out into the woods EVERYTHING IS A-OK, DON'T WORRY. And totally unrelated, Excel makes awesome bear steaks. Just sayin'.
One more thing! We got somethin' for you Officer Jenny!
It's not as good as the cabinet we built for Chef Mustang, but it's just as nice! Now you have someplace to put out your cigarettes! THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING.
And we got you a baby bear! The mom kinda disappeared a while after Excel learned to make steaks. Go figure.
Happy Father's Day only not!