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LASSIE? ... WOLFRAM! ... A TOUCAN? ... ANYONE THAT ISN'T A GORILLA, PLEASE!! I'VE BEEN STUCK IN A WELL FOR TWO DAYS AND I'M OUT OF BASEBALL SCORES TO RECITE, SO IF ANYONE COULD PLEASE HEAR ME THIS TIME, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! I'LL EVEN BUY YOU PICKLED LEMONS!