Jul 31, 2006 19:11
So, do I have to worry about anyone coming after me tonight to 1) tell me I'm someone's bitch, uke or sexual victim, 2) tell me how disappointing I am that I won't go with the sexual victim thing, 3) have someone threaten suicide by potato peeler or 4) have pretty girls plopping themselves down on my lap and suggesting..er. Things. And I'm not really complaining about that last one, I'd just really kinda like it if I wasn't seeing my life flash in front of my eyes while it's happening. 'Cause I'd kinda like to be prepared and everything, and I've got the potato peeler right here so I can freakin' stab the next person that tries that one with it, I can tell you right now the sexual victim thing still isn't happening, and.. uh.. I'm totally open to the pretty girl on my lap thing so long as my death isn't gonna follow right after.
((Bed for me, I have an early morning tomorrow. Night! ^^;))