Aug 05, 2006 19:33
I NEED AT THIS TIME AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
A panda. Any kind. Preferably one that answers to the name "Bookman." In a pinch, a photograph or a stuffed animal of some sort will do.
Birthday cake. I don't care if the birthday boy isn't actually here--I still want cake. If not cake, I am also partial to punch and pie.
A kick in the head. Because today won't be today without it. If a panda answering to "Bookman" is not available, I encourage you all to assault me with the panda replacements of your choice.
I know I can count on you all, happy campers. ♥