I, the Hero Rosalyn, am calling a meeting of the Camp Fuck You Die branch of the Heroes' Club.
I'm doing this the way it's done back home, if you're not a Hero, but have concerns you would like one or more of us to address, please attend and let us know. We try to keep on top of everything around here, and we do do our best, but just because we're Heroes does not make us omnipresent. If there's something we can do to help, we need to know about it first. Got that? Good.
We'll be meeting in the cabin where the Go Club generally meets, also...oh, dear me... I suddenly feel very strange...I'm not letting this get in the way of this meeting, nothing, not even camp, can stand in my way when I'm...
...Filled with the power of justice!!
[OOC: I...I have no excuse. Well, besides Magical Girl Weekend, and all. But that's a very poor excuse. I am so very sorry for this.]