PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
My name is Byakko and I am a tiger. You might have met me before in my human form!
This is a general announcement about something that a lot of people seem to be wondering.
No, I won't eat you. Here are the reasons:
1) Most of you are way too tiny.
2) The people who aren't too tiny are probably way too strong to eat if I wanted to.
3) Humans have a LOT of bones and they'd be way too annoying if I wanted to eat someone!
4) Humans are really gross on the inside.
5) There's not enough meat on a human to make it worth the effort to eat one!
6) Tsuzuki would be sad if I started to eat people.
7) None of you would eat a pet kitten, right? Well it's sort of the same thing.
8) I can get free, cooked food in the mess hall anyway.
And that's why I won't eat anyone in this camp!
Any questions?
This is a general announcement about something that a lot of people seem to be wondering.
No, I won't eat you. Here are the reasons:
1) Most of you are way too tiny.
2) The people who aren't too tiny are probably way too strong to eat if I wanted to.
3) Humans have a LOT of bones and they'd be way too annoying if I wanted to eat someone!
4) Humans are really gross on the inside.
5) There's not enough meat on a human to make it worth the effort to eat one!
6) Tsuzuki would be sad if I started to eat people.
7) None of you would eat a pet kitten, right? Well it's sort of the same thing.
8) I can get free, cooked food in the mess hall anyway.
And that's why I won't eat anyone in this camp!
Any questions?