ATTENTION
GREETINGS, CAMP FUCK YOU DIE!
We're gettin' a lot of new people, so I figured it was time for me to address the masses! To everyone I don't know, I'm Takino Tomo! I'm a really important person in this camp, so I'm savin' you some trouble here by making myself available right now for you to get to know. I'm good for parties, spying on people, contests, stripping people of their dignity, but not for dating--sorry!
It's come to my ATTENTION lately that not everyone is as good at playing the social game as I am! So I thought I'd help out some of my friends who aren't so . . . communication . . . ly gifted! Maybe you just made your first post to camp or something, right? And you're like "Where are the bathrooms?" And then someone comments and says " . . . " or "Mnh." or something. And you wonder what the hell that is. Well believe me, we're all as confused and frustrated as you are! So I thought I'd help introduce you newbies and oldbies to some of my friends you MIGHT encounter around camp who don't do as much talking as I do. The poor bastards.
This is Robert Haydn, or Boss! But he probably won't be smiling like that if you ever do see him around. It's gonna look a little more like this:
This means "Tomo's saying something stupid again." There's also
"Tomo pissed me off," and
"TOMO STOP TOUCHING ME!" If he starts smiling a LOT, you might wanna run away before he gets Sarcastic. Just sayin'. He's a great guy!
This is Itachi! Ask him about his cookies! If you do, he'll probably do this
But you might get a cookie anyway. Other expressions to watch out for are
"I'm thinking about Neji naked," and
"YOU'RE thinking about Neji naked."
Here's Rin! She's really hot, right? She's awesome, too! You might wanna look for
"I have nice breasts,"
"I have nice hair," and
"TOMO, STOP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY BREASTS AND HAIR."
This is Shin! None of us are sure what's going on in that icon. Make up your own story about it, because I know I do! Shin might LOOK kinda imposing but he's really nice, and if you ever need a laptop broken, go to him!
This means "What's social interaction?"
This means "What's lubricant?"
And this means . . . uh . . .
Hey Shin, what DOES that icon mean?
ANYWAY, nice to meet you, everyone! Come say hi, I don't bite! . . . Shut up.
We're gettin' a lot of new people, so I figured it was time for me to address the masses! To everyone I don't know, I'm Takino Tomo! I'm a really important person in this camp, so I'm savin' you some trouble here by making myself available right now for you to get to know. I'm good for parties, spying on people, contests, stripping people of their dignity, but not for dating--sorry!
It's come to my ATTENTION lately that not everyone is as good at playing the social game as I am! So I thought I'd help out some of my friends who aren't so . . . communication . . . ly gifted! Maybe you just made your first post to camp or something, right? And you're like "Where are the bathrooms?" And then someone comments and says " . . . " or "Mnh." or something. And you wonder what the hell that is. Well believe me, we're all as confused and frustrated as you are! So I thought I'd help introduce you newbies and oldbies to some of my friends you MIGHT encounter around camp who don't do as much talking as I do. The poor bastards.
This is Robert Haydn, or Boss! But he probably won't be smiling like that if you ever do see him around. It's gonna look a little more like this:
This means "Tomo's saying something stupid again." There's also
"Tomo pissed me off," and
"TOMO STOP TOUCHING ME!" If he starts smiling a LOT, you might wanna run away before he gets Sarcastic. Just sayin'. He's a great guy!
This is Itachi! Ask him about his cookies! If you do, he'll probably do this
But you might get a cookie anyway. Other expressions to watch out for are
"I'm thinking about Neji naked," and
"YOU'RE thinking about Neji naked."
Here's Rin! She's really hot, right? She's awesome, too! You might wanna look for
"I have nice breasts,"
"I have nice hair," and
"TOMO, STOP TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY BREASTS AND HAIR."
This is Shin! None of us are sure what's going on in that icon. Make up your own story about it, because I know I do! Shin might LOOK kinda imposing but he's really nice, and if you ever need a laptop broken, go to him!
This means "What's social interaction?"
This means "What's lubricant?"
And this means . . . uh . . .
Hey Shin, what DOES that icon mean?
ANYWAY, nice to meet you, everyone! Come say hi, I don't bite! . . . Shut up.