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The following activities, expressions, and items are hereby declared unfit for maidenly view. So called 'gentlemen' of camp, it would be to your advantage to cease them immediately if not sooner.
Ladies, you do not have to trouble yourself in reading this vulgar list. Instead, I am amidst a grand composition dedicated to your angelic forms and would greatly desire that if I have not had the pleasure of your company yet, that such a travesty will end today. Do join me for tea.
Eradicated Vile Impurities List
1. "..." . I have encountered this series of uncouth dots quite often. Do you at least attempt variety? NO! Always three!
2. Feminine attire. While I do applaud you, gentlemen, for realizing the joy of ladies' wardrobe, it is quite insulting to see it draped upon your misshapen bodies. Your clever attempt at imitating a woman's hair adornment by placing odd symbols on a cloth headband is also quite unamusing.
3. Heavy breathing. This is quite disturbing to a maiden's ear. While I am aware that it takes more effort to move such large and cumbersome bodies, do keep your breathing down to a minimum. If at all.
4. Sports. Not only does engaging in sports bring about heavy breathing, but the stench of your sweat takes hours to be rid of.
5. The Host Club. By far the most revolting aspect of this place. Should this item be taken care of, the other four may be forgiven to an extent.
((H-Holy...replies slow, sorry!! D: asdf;lkj SO DEAD but SO MUCH LOVE. ♥ Have to go pass out now though. ;__;))
Ladies, you do not have to trouble yourself in reading this vulgar list. Instead, I am amidst a grand composition dedicated to your angelic forms and would greatly desire that if I have not had the pleasure of your company yet, that such a travesty will end today. Do join me for tea.
Eradicated Vile Impurities List
1. "..." . I have encountered this series of uncouth dots quite often. Do you at least attempt variety? NO! Always three!
2. Feminine attire. While I do applaud you, gentlemen, for realizing the joy of ladies' wardrobe, it is quite insulting to see it draped upon your misshapen bodies. Your clever attempt at imitating a woman's hair adornment by placing odd symbols on a cloth headband is also quite unamusing.
3. Heavy breathing. This is quite disturbing to a maiden's ear. While I am aware that it takes more effort to move such large and cumbersome bodies, do keep your breathing down to a minimum. If at all.
4. Sports. Not only does engaging in sports bring about heavy breathing, but the stench of your sweat takes hours to be rid of.
5. The Host Club. By far the most revolting aspect of this place. Should this item be taken care of, the other four may be forgiven to an extent.
((H-Holy...replies slow, sorry!! D: asdf;lkj SO DEAD but SO MUCH LOVE. ♥ Have to go pass out now though. ;__;))