Nov 05, 2006 22:21
Ah... it looks like we're receiving new campers again, huh? Well, welcome to camp. I'm Otacon, your tech and moral support counselor, and the mission objective here is pretty straight forward: don't die, and don't... well, just avoid most major natural landmarks. Studies have shown that statements that end in rhymes are easier to remember, so I've put this concept at work for you here: "If it's camp made, it's best to evade". This isn't true for all things, of course, but -- uh, you can contact your fellow campers if you need detailed directions, or you can always reach me at frequency 141.12.
For the uninitiated, let's take a quick look at your key gear.
You should have a double barrel shotgun available from your menu. It's best to keep this equipped at all times, in case of emergencies. The ideal scenerio is to remain in stealth mode, though, so just keep in mind that a blast from one of these pretty much always blows your cover. They're powerful, but not so great with accuracy.
Each camper is also issued a standard laptop. The most important thing to note here is... um, that it's probably out to get you, however illogical this may sound.
Cabin assignments aren't really handled in an organized fashion, so you should just ask around to see where there's space available.
But most importantly, there's your action button. Use it wisely, and carefully -- roughly 36.4% of preventable accidents each year are related to action button misuse -- no degree of caution is too great, okay?