Ladies! Do not fret if you, like I, have received a horrible co-parent for your offspring. The solution can be found
here! Personally I am quite pleased with
my creation. Might I even be so bold as to declare that my partner may even be one of you?
...now I have been accused of bias, so I have something for the men as well. Since there was such an outcry against beheadings, I have
scaled down the device for less lethal use. There are plenty to go around, do not push your way to the front of the line like the heathens that you are.