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[The Crack Gods of CFUD examined the reports from the last time mistletoe was at camp, and yea, they were pleased with the results. However, they pondered how they could make it better. Should they make the mistletoe's effects more potent? Longer lasting? The discussions went on for days. Then they decided through a committee that the best way to improve the mistletoe would be to allow it to stalk its prey for days.
Then they bestowed the mistletoe upon their Avatar, one who would perform their work as if they themselves were doing it. Or at least, they tried. Unfortunately, Alex dropped some time ago and instead they gave it to Selphie. At the time of the presentation, hundreds of repressed souls cried out and were silenced, as if their hidden desires were going to be dragged kicking and screaming into the light.
Observant people may have noticed a small, glowing girl speeding around the camp, putting up mistletoe. You are all doomed. Run boss battles at will.]
Oooh, mistletoe!
Then they bestowed the mistletoe upon their Avatar, one who would perform their work as if they themselves were doing it. Or at least, they tried. Unfortunately, Alex dropped some time ago and instead they gave it to Selphie. At the time of the presentation, hundreds of repressed souls cried out and were silenced, as if their hidden desires were going to be dragged kicking and screaming into the light.
Observant people may have noticed a small, glowing girl speeding around the camp, putting up mistletoe. You are all doomed. Run boss battles at will.]
Oooh, mistletoe!