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It's time for emo-reducing and drama-increasing fun: Personality haikus. Take a whack at it, folks.
This guy claims he's God
With underpants on his head.
Sounds like God to me.
Who is that yelling?
And why is she touching me?
Such a hair fetish.
Given half a chance
She'll claim she spawned fully-formed
from Aphrodite.
Since it bothers him,
don't tell anyone about
His poison semen.
Reply with one of your own, or I'll make up one for you. (You probably don't want that.) How long will it take for this post to get dogpiled by hermaphrodites? Start your betting.
This guy claims he's God
With underpants on his head.
Sounds like God to me.
Who is that yelling?
And why is she touching me?
Such a hair fetish.
Given half a chance
She'll claim she spawned fully-formed
from Aphrodite.
Since it bothers him,
don't tell anyone about
His poison semen.
Reply with one of your own, or I'll make up one for you. (You probably don't want that.) How long will it take for this post to get dogpiled by hermaphrodites? Start your betting.