PSA
For those of you who have just arrived, I'm the Hero Rosalyn. I help to uphold the justice of camp and keep things as peaceful as they can get around here. If you're feeling oppressed, persecuted or otherwise threatened by the forces of Evil, please let me know, and I'll do everything in my power to help.
It has come to my attention that there is a very serious matter afoot in camp, and as a Hero, it is my duty to warn you all about it. This threat is a powerful, insidious evil, of the sort that is hard to escape, and even I, for all my skill in battle, have been a casualty of it. This is the sort of Evil I cannot put a stop to solely on my own. To combat it, we must all be vigilant, possibly remain armed at all times when leaving our cabins, and please direct your attentions to the posting I have made on the camp bulletin board:
BEWARE THE KISSING BANDIT
This photo has been edited to protect the innocent victim who this vile Evil King as unleashed his rampant hedonistic desires upon! And the worst of it is, that this very day, I've seen him, despite him still being in shadow form, with a sprig of that horrible mistletoe that's almost as evil as he is hovering above his head!
...Of course, I observed this from a safe distance. If I'd gotten too close I would have...Oh, I can't even say it! There's no way I'm going to suffer the horror of that ordeal a second time!
[OOC: The original image is here, we all have Stan-mun to thank for it, if only for the title alone. If you want Stan to kiss-bandit your character, please reply to his comment!
[OOC: Image is perfectly worksafe, but possibly not brainsafe. And since it's one image, it should be safe for dialup users!]
It has come to my attention that there is a very serious matter afoot in camp, and as a Hero, it is my duty to warn you all about it. This threat is a powerful, insidious evil, of the sort that is hard to escape, and even I, for all my skill in battle, have been a casualty of it. This is the sort of Evil I cannot put a stop to solely on my own. To combat it, we must all be vigilant, possibly remain armed at all times when leaving our cabins, and please direct your attentions to the posting I have made on the camp bulletin board:
BEWARE THE KISSING BANDIT
This photo has been edited to protect the innocent victim who this vile Evil King as unleashed his rampant hedonistic desires upon! And the worst of it is, that this very day, I've seen him, despite him still being in shadow form, with a sprig of that horrible mistletoe that's almost as evil as he is hovering above his head!
...Of course, I observed this from a safe distance. If I'd gotten too close I would have...Oh, I can't even say it! There's no way I'm going to suffer the horror of that ordeal a second time!
[OOC: The original image is here, we all have Stan-mun to thank for it, if only for the title alone. If you want Stan to kiss-bandit your character, please reply to his comment!
[OOC: Image is perfectly worksafe, but possibly not brainsafe. And since it's one image, it should be safe for dialup users!]