(no subject)
All right, Camp Fuck You Die! LET'S TALK!
Lately it's come to my attention that a few of you don't know what Christmas is. That's CRAZY talk! If you don't know what Christmas is, how can you know when to give me presents? Plus it's a touching time of year involving love and giving and all that. And presents. And fried chicken!
ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS
Christmas is on December 25th! It's the day that you give presents to people you like or kinda hate but are related to so you have to anyway. And they give you presents IN RETURN! There's some religious stuff with it too but I don't know as much about that part. We don't talk about it a lot in Japan! So if anyone wants to come in and tell us about the part that involves going to Heaven for three days and a star falling out of the sky and landing on top of a tree next to a manger, feel free to pick up my slack!
What I WILL tell you about is the true spirit of Christmas, which involves eating good food, not having to go to school or work or whatever unless you have a crappy government job or you're a doctor I guess (sorry Smoothlove!), getting presents, giving people presents and watching them be STUNNED BY HOW AWESOME YOU ARE, and then going to a love hotel for the night!
SPEAKING OF WHICH, we have a very nice love hotel here in camp that I should prolly be advertising because I work there and all. Consider this the advertisement! IT'S TRADITION! Are you really gonna break TRADITION because you're a prude or something? All the cool kids are doing it! If you wanna book a room for Christmas, just let me or Clark know! I'll hook you up! We can even do it anonymously! You kinky bastards.
So in closing, Christmas is coming soon, so you better start making your plans! Stock up on gifts for loved ones, including me! Tell everyone what you want and how you want it! And then we can do business if you need a place to stay on Romantic Christmas.
Have a jolly holiday season, everyone! Let's sing carols!
Lately it's come to my attention that a few of you don't know what Christmas is. That's CRAZY talk! If you don't know what Christmas is, how can you know when to give me presents? Plus it's a touching time of year involving love and giving and all that. And presents. And fried chicken!
ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS
Christmas is on December 25th! It's the day that you give presents to people you like or kinda hate but are related to so you have to anyway. And they give you presents IN RETURN! There's some religious stuff with it too but I don't know as much about that part. We don't talk about it a lot in Japan! So if anyone wants to come in and tell us about the part that involves going to Heaven for three days and a star falling out of the sky and landing on top of a tree next to a manger, feel free to pick up my slack!
What I WILL tell you about is the true spirit of Christmas, which involves eating good food, not having to go to school or work or whatever unless you have a crappy government job or you're a doctor I guess (sorry Smoothlove!), getting presents, giving people presents and watching them be STUNNED BY HOW AWESOME YOU ARE, and then going to a love hotel for the night!
SPEAKING OF WHICH, we have a very nice love hotel here in camp that I should prolly be advertising because I work there and all. Consider this the advertisement! IT'S TRADITION! Are you really gonna break TRADITION because you're a prude or something? All the cool kids are doing it! If you wanna book a room for Christmas, just let me or Clark know! I'll hook you up! We can even do it anonymously! You kinky bastards.
So in closing, Christmas is coming soon, so you better start making your plans! Stock up on gifts for loved ones, including me! Tell everyone what you want and how you want it! And then we can do business if you need a place to stay on Romantic Christmas.
Have a jolly holiday season, everyone! Let's sing carols!