(Well, here goes nothing...)
Excuse me? I know most of you probably know about the case of the Director vs. Camp F-- ... Camp. My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'll be your defense attorney. ... for everyone. All two-hundred and seventy-something of you. (No matter how many times I say that, it still makes me want to faint.)
Anyway. Does this place have any offices at all? Somewhere? I also need a permanent place to sleep. And some clothes... I didn't think I'd be staying here longer than a day. This suit isn't going to hold up very long.
[OOC: N-new character! I will be a little slow as I adjust to his voice. ETA:
OOC post here!]