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I hope that everyone who just arrived has been getting settled in and used to the...peculiarities of this camp.
If there's anything I can do for you, whether you've been here just a few days, or for over a year, please don't hesitate to ask. I am a professional Hero, after all, and helping people out is what I do. Well, that and smiting evil beings, of course.
While we're on the subject of evil beings, one of the first things anyone in camp needs to be made aware of is that certain indigenous animals, as well as certain individuals here, namely one Evil King Stan, can be irritatingly forward in their advances, and will not take no for an answer. Before you smite them into oblivion, please remember that nothing here stays dead for long, and that if one were to consider utilising some of the gestures demonstrated here, while carrying on with your attack, of course, perhaps the message might get across to them eventually.
...At least, it might with the wildlife. Stan's far too stupid for any of that to sink in.
[OOC: Video is possibly not worksafe? Nothing explicit is shown, but there is a good amount of innuendo.
EDIT: I'm still tired out from carrying furniture all through town yesterday. BED FOR ME~ I'll pick up threads tomorrow! ♥
EDIT 2: Back~]
If there's anything I can do for you, whether you've been here just a few days, or for over a year, please don't hesitate to ask. I am a professional Hero, after all, and helping people out is what I do. Well, that and smiting evil beings, of course.
While we're on the subject of evil beings, one of the first things anyone in camp needs to be made aware of is that certain indigenous animals, as well as certain individuals here, namely one Evil King Stan, can be irritatingly forward in their advances, and will not take no for an answer. Before you smite them into oblivion, please remember that nothing here stays dead for long, and that if one were to consider utilising some of the gestures demonstrated here, while carrying on with your attack, of course, perhaps the message might get across to them eventually.
...At least, it might with the wildlife. Stan's far too stupid for any of that to sink in.
[OOC: Video is possibly not worksafe? Nothing explicit is shown, but there is a good amount of innuendo.
EDIT: I'm still tired out from carrying furniture all through town yesterday. BED FOR ME~ I'll pick up threads tomorrow! ♥
EDIT 2: Back~]