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[fake_alchemist]

*Today, on top of the Arts and Crafts hut...it's a woman! It's an alchemist! Wait, it's just an imposter in a dress. As if it'd be anyone else shouting from up here, honestly.*

Who the hell took all my clothes?

It's...poofy. You can't wear suspenders with poof. How am I supposed to get any work done like this?