May 18, 2007 20:03
After careful analysis of the tenderloin, I have discovered that Excel is, in fact, deceased. Ironically enough, this change in status came shortly before I called to inform her that our company deus ex machina (from whom she normally gets her resurrections) is on hiatus due to the pending renewal of her contract. Unfortunately, the negotiations are not looking to be successful, and it may be possible that Excel will remain dead for an indefinite amount of time.
At that rate, I would like to announce two things:
Firstly, I shall declare tomorrow to be a day of mourning for the loss of one of my honored subordinates. That should also give me the proper amount of time to write up a proper job listing for her replacement.
Secondly, ACROSS has a zero-tolerance policy in regard to the eating of its members.
ETA: It would appear that Key has been eaten as well.
((PROTIP: If you can see ghosts, you can see Excel! :Db
THE OOC ETA: Okay, I need to sleep or I'm gonna turn into a ghost.))