Right. . . I wouldn't usually even dream of talking to a computer, but Tomo says you can sort of understand her, right? So, Arnold (if that's really your name). Stop getting the blue screen of death every time I try to open the email inbox!! . . . Okay, let's give this another try, then.
. . . WHAT THE HELL?!?
(( In theory all the images below the cut should be worksafe in that you're NOT going to see peens (ahem), but PROCEED WITH CAUTION? edit: Have gone to nap, but will pick up threads later! ))