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[The sun rises on another lovely day at Camp Fuck You Die. It's a particularly lovely morning, as everyone can see. Especially the way the sun hits that glorious blanket of white. Don't you just love a fresh snowfall? The way it glistens. The way the pages crinkle underfoo--
What?
Upon closer inspection, the curious camper might find that it's not snow that's covered the camp, but ... paper. Pamphlets, to be exact. And those pamphlets are everywhere. They're stuffed into every crevice, they're stapled to posts, they're folded into origami shapes and hanging from tree branches. Every. Where.
And printed in those pamphlets? Porn. Porn of every genre and combination. There are OTPs, OT3s, OT4s; graphic porn, soft-core porn, schmoopy porn, and some notporn edited for content; girlporn, boyporn, hetporn, biporn. There's porn with people you know, porn with people you'd LIKE to know, and porn with people you might rather not meet. Canon pairings, camp pairings, crack pairings, and there might even be at least one copy of Table/Albert. And in the chapel, in Abel's room, amid the clutter of pages, is one Very Special book: A Pop-Up edition of Sex for Dummies.
In completely unrelated news, Shigure and Crowley are in the library, playing a quiet game of cards. Go Fish, if you're curious. They are completely innocent and had nothing whatsoever to do with any of this.]
[ooc: HAY HAY HAY GUYS -- remember that one time at band camp, when camp got covered in porn? yeah. it happened again. (b-blame shigure. XD) Basically, anything goes. No two copies are the same! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL Shigure and Crowley will join people once they realize the SHOCKING THING THAT HAPPENED OMG INNOCENT RLY.]
EDIT: I'M OUT FOR THE NIGHT. Shigure's still around for the time being. Will pick up/continue threads tomorrow.
EDIT AGAIN: Baaaack~