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[Just outside of the center of camp are three kids and a ten ton flying sky bison. There is a huge sign reading "FREE BISON RIDES IN EXCHANGE FOR INFORMATION (and food)" in thick, manly letters.]
COME ONE, COME ALL. A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! A REAL, LIVE FLYING BISON. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
...You think that'll do it? I'm running out of colorful slogans.
COME ONE, COME ALL. A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY! A REAL, LIVE FLYING BISON. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
...You think that'll do it? I'm running out of colorful slogans.