[day in the life!?]

[harmonic_tremor]

*It's a lovely day in Camp Fuck You Die! The sun is shining, the zombies are decomposing, and if you happen to be anywhere near the lake, you may notice Sasarai and Dietrich standing just out of tentacle-reach and skipping rocks. Come bug them! \o/*

No, I'm relatively sure that turtles still float even without making a specific effort to swim.