*in the middle of camp, two (2) burly zombies are dragging one (1) scrawny Asian man towards the woods.*
No! No! You do not understand! I work here! Did you not get the memo? Ando! Ando Masahashi! I am in charge of internet! If you would just check my pocket, I have ID --
...my SHIRT pocket, SHIRT! That is not my ID! You will be very sorry for this!
((Info on Ando's job is
here! Requests/permissions will always be open. :D))