[The post in which EVERYONE PRETENDS IT'S JULY 14TH because I am a failure!]

[sauceonmy]

[Throughout the day, you may have noticed random, heart-shaped balloons popping up in your cabin, the showers, and near the onsen. The plates, napkins, plastic forks, party hats, slices of cake and individual party favors (in the form of Ikea cooking utensils) set at every place in the Mess Hall, however, are more recent additions. The culprit? The sponge currently decorating his pet snail with doilies and sparkly stickers.]

Party like a rockstar, party like a rockstar~ ♪

(( THE SPONGE IS 21. COME EAT CAKE. Edit: Going to bed~ Will pick up threads/reply to new comments in the morning. |Db ))