a letter from the administration:

Jul 24, 2007 08:04

Maggie Mui
The Pile of Books
The Library
Whatever the Hell the Road the Library is On
Camp Fuck You Die

To Miss Mui:

Your recent antisocial behaviour shows signs into turning into a ninja. Unfortunately, you are not badass enough to properly become one and would only hurt them in the great ninjas vs. pirates war. Therefore, you are hereby BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY until you engage in conversation with some people. Or at least figure out who the fuck is in your cabin.

Another thing: it's [INSERT YOUR TIMEZONE HERE], do you know where your sister is?

- Messrs Gorilla, Zombie, Toucan and associates

Ah...hello. M-my name is Maggie, I'm in cabin 12, and has anyone seen my sister?

EDIT: I...I found her.

((Come. Mix. Mingle. Also I'm hungry and have an appointment and am probably gone.))
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