[typed entries can be fun!]
Dear camp.
I have been kidnapped by an angry Asian being as I have caught a sniffle. This sniffle is apparently dangerous to my health and apparently makes my Annoyance Level shoot to over 9000. Having been deemed unfit for human contact, please go on without me.
Help, help, he's gonna chain me to the bed. Someone go get me books from The Dork!!! DORK CAN YOU READ THIS?! SOS! SOS!
I have been kidnapped by an angry Asian being as I have caught a sniffle. This sniffle is apparently dangerous to my health and apparently makes my Annoyance Level shoot to over 9000. Having been deemed unfit for human contact, please go on without me.
Help, help, he's gonna chain me to the bed. Someone go get me books from The Dork!!! DORK CAN YOU READ THIS?! SOS! SOS!