Welcome~
I imagine that some of you are laboring under the false assumption that I care not for all members of this place. Not true! In addition to raising awareness of known criminals, I am also offering my services as a tour guide. To be fair, however, there are sites that would be more exciting for maidens to visit by themselves, or heathen slobs to visit by themselves, so I will be conducting two separate tours.
Vile beas--...ahem. Pardon me. Gentlemen if you would be so kind as to follow me to the
first stop.