*So, it's your one year anniversary. Do you
A) Bake a bunch of pies out of naked apples (which make any clothing you try to put on disappear for a few hours) and put up a sign declaring "FREE DELICIOUS PIE Feel free to take a slice if you like",
B) Drop whipped cream on people from a shape-shifted dragon,
or C) Replace people's underwear with
kevlar THE FACE panties?
If you're Speed, the answer is D) All of the above.*
((May be slow due to iffy wireless.
ETA: Tommy is now also naked.))