let us all protect the environment!
[standing on top of Girls 10, yelling as loud as he can]
E-excuse me, everyone! If you could spare just a moment of your attention, I would really appreciate it.
I am truly sorry that I left the faucet on while brushing my teeth last night. I was extremely fatigued, so truthfully, I could not care less at the time. However, thanks to a chat with my conscience, I realize the gravity of my sins. I understand that clean water is hard to come by in a swamp, and that our plumbing system is already strained. I promise I will never so carelessly waste water again, and I hope I can be forgiven.
E-excuse me, everyone! If you could spare just a moment of your attention, I would really appreciate it.
I am truly sorry that I left the faucet on while brushing my teeth last night. I was extremely fatigued, so truthfully, I could not care less at the time. However, thanks to a chat with my conscience, I realize the gravity of my sins. I understand that clean water is hard to come by in a swamp, and that our plumbing system is already strained. I promise I will never so carelessly waste water again, and I hope I can be forgiven.