Auditions NOW OPEN
[who is this strange monkey-dog-boy-thing? And why is he standing next to an enormous placard that reads as follows?]
"Auditions NOW OPEN for one (1) brother and one (1) sister. Brother must wear a baseball cap and hit things with mallets, sister must be cute. Must be willing to relocate to water tower. Resume and portfolio of previous sibling experience required.
ETA: Sister role has been more than adequately filled!"
((ETA: Must sleep to recharge brain for witty repartee. Will pick up tomorrow!
ETA part the second: Okay, so I utterly fail at picking back up in a timely fashion.))
"Auditions NOW OPEN for one (1) brother and one (1) sister. Brother must wear a baseball cap and hit things with mallets, sister must be cute. Must be willing to relocate to water tower. Resume and portfolio of previous sibling experience required.
ETA: Sister role has been more than adequately filled!"
((ETA: Must sleep to recharge brain for witty repartee. Will pick up tomorrow!
ETA part the second: Okay, so I utterly fail at picking back up in a timely fashion.))