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[cock_my_gun]

[in a certain part of camp - that is, wherever a certain loudmouth teacher keeps her car, you will find one gay cop and one monkey brat crouched down by the driver's side, partaking in a little father-son bonding time]

Yeah, strip the wires like that, an' twist 'em around - it should start now.

[... by hot-wiring Yukari's car]