Aug 28, 2007 19:10
[In a nice, clear, open area in camp, there is a high school student sitting in a school desk-type-thing (don't ask how it showed up, he doesn't know how it got there either), with a look of great focus and determination on his face, as if he's undertaking a matter of great magnitude.
He is, in actuality, internally monologuing. Let's take a peek into the mind of this newcomer, shall we?]
Dearest mother,
I have arrived safely at summer camp! Not... that I was intending to go to summer camp, of course. Actually, it was supposed to be a school field-trip to Kyoto to make up for that one that... we never actually got to really go on, but unfortunately due to what was apparently an error in communication on the part of my fellow classmates, I arrived a bit too late for the train they left on. However, I caught a later train which, I felt, should have done the trick.
... however, in retrospect, I think getting aboard the "Soul Train" was a horrible, horrible mistake. When I get back I am going to write a very stern letter to the railway association about their rapid decline in service and quality. That'll show them! Judging from the local flora and general climate, not to mention the helpful brochure I recieved upon arrival, I would say that I'm now in Louisiana, USA. The things that they generally don't advertise about Louisiana are quite fascinating, as well; did you know that there is an overabundant gorilla population here? I wonder if our gorilla back at high school has any family out here...
In any case, there's no point in dwelling on that now! I've come up with a thirty-four step plan that I will impliment in order to properly gather my bearings and find a way back home, which I will now explain in detail. Step one...
[... okay, honestly? If someone doesn't interrupt him this internal monologue could go on forever. Please. Someone. Stop Takashi Kamiyama before it's too late.]
((OOC ... I. I don't even know. New character, new voice, will be slow, you know how it works.))