[I make no excuses]
[IN THAT CORNER OF CAMP -- AND THAT ONE -- AND THAT ONE!! Wherever there's a tv, the image of one lightning-bolt-eyebrowed man on a stage singing horrible 80's Christian hair metal will appear. Instead of his trademark A necklace, he's wearing an oversized cross. (It's probably burning him!) Yes, my friends, Axel has discovered religion and he's going to tell you allllll about it.]
I've changed my ways from wrong to right.
The devil never pays, no, he robs just like a thief in the night
So many bands give the devil all the glory
It's hard to understand, we want to change the story
We want to rock one way, on and on.
You'll see the light some day
All say Jesus is the way.
Satan is a fool and it's so insane.
Some people think he's cool, you play with fire,
You'll feel the pain.
Why lose when you could win? Give God a try.
The devil's not your friend, the truth is not a lie.
I've changed my ways from wrong to wright
Evil never pays, no, the truth is not a lie.
Okay, folks, it's time for your bi-hourly prayer session!
(OOC: AXEL IS STILL DE-TOXED and having a rock-out televangelist special from somewhere in the middle of camp, so if you're nearby, you may see him performing live with a few rigged cameras. Yes, he's singing Stryper. Yes, I'm a horrible person. Yes, he's going to tell you why he loves Jesus. Did I mention I'm a horrible person? ETA: I am DYING so I'll pick up threads when my brain isn't exploding.)
I've changed my ways from wrong to right.
The devil never pays, no, he robs just like a thief in the night
So many bands give the devil all the glory
It's hard to understand, we want to change the story
We want to rock one way, on and on.
You'll see the light some day
All say Jesus is the way.
Satan is a fool and it's so insane.
Some people think he's cool, you play with fire,
You'll feel the pain.
Why lose when you could win? Give God a try.
The devil's not your friend, the truth is not a lie.
I've changed my ways from wrong to wright
Evil never pays, no, the truth is not a lie.
Okay, folks, it's time for your bi-hourly prayer session!
(OOC: AXEL IS STILL DE-TOXED and having a rock-out televangelist special from somewhere in the middle of camp, so if you're nearby, you may see him performing live with a few rigged cameras. Yes, he's singing Stryper. Yes, I'm a horrible person. Yes, he's going to tell you why he loves Jesus. Did I mention I'm a horrible person? ETA: I am DYING so I'll pick up threads when my brain isn't exploding.)