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*in the center of camp there is a man in an overly bright shirt sitting at a desk piece of plywood set on a motorized wagon with various recording devices and an openly displayed gun. He's chewing dayglow pink bubblegum*
There comes a time in every man's life where he's told to get off his lazy ass and do his job. Coming from my computer with an ominous 'or else' attached was a little unusual but I figure I get this over with and I never have to worry about it again. The next computer that orders me around gets decommissioned and tossed into my spare parts pile.
So! Today I'm playing the nice little personal secretary. I even found some bubblegum! *pop!*
The diabolical boss lady isn't in today, will probably never be in, and probably doesn't give a damn but I'm supposed to take and record any messages, questions, complaints, death threats or what have you and uh leave them for her. So now's the time, folks.
Disclaimer: I have no idea what happens to them after they come to me so don't bother asking. And if your message for her is a bullet I reserve the right to shoot right back.
If that fails, come and talk about your technology with me. Call it engineer's curiosity.
((The Harper is turning in now. Will continue old and new threads tomorrow! Or possibly Friday, depending on the computer situation.))
There comes a time in every man's life where he's told to get off his lazy ass and do his job. Coming from my computer with an ominous 'or else' attached was a little unusual but I figure I get this over with and I never have to worry about it again. The next computer that orders me around gets decommissioned and tossed into my spare parts pile.
So! Today I'm playing the nice little personal secretary. I even found some bubblegum! *pop!*
The diabolical boss lady isn't in today, will probably never be in, and probably doesn't give a damn but I'm supposed to take and record any messages, questions, complaints, death threats or what have you and uh leave them for her. So now's the time, folks.
Disclaimer: I have no idea what happens to them after they come to me so don't bother asking. And if your message for her is a bullet I reserve the right to shoot right back.
If that fails, come and talk about your technology with me. Call it engineer's curiosity.
((The Harper is turning in now. Will continue old and new threads tomorrow! Or possibly Friday, depending on the computer situation.))