Sep 21, 2007 21:40
Welcome to the Two Year Club
-- like the Mile High Club without the Sex!
only not really
Congratulations, Camper, you have been selected to recieve this once in a life time all expenses paid vacation to the bottom of a well! We at CFUD wanted to acknowledge your time and participation by offering you this opportunity to relax and cool off for a few days while your friends attempt to locate you. Don't worry about starving, there's a fresh supply of rats and grubs, and your only concern with water is drowning in it.*
Enjoy your time off, and we hope to offer new tortures and terrors as you continue your stay at this beloved establishment.
* - We take no legal responsibility if the camper in question is incapable of swimming.
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Fuck you too Camp.
((OOC -- everything is typed atm
Edit: this is me passing out now while i can atleastkindof type corrctely 'll pickup stuff tomorrow morning or sunday evening niiights))