[fill in the new kid/IN UR BASE, SOLVIN UR MYSTERIES/mingling]
There’s too many new people around here, so it’s time for one of these.
Some of you know and some of you don’t know that you’re here because the director thinks you might have murdered her fiancée! Her name’s Elizabeth and his name is… Stephan, I think. Anyway, their names aren’t important! What’s important is that he’s not really dead, and he shows up here sometimes. I just thought you ought to know.
If you’ve got any more questions, you can ask. Other questions about camp are fine, too, as long as you keep them to "why does the lake glow?" and not "how do I get out?" If they're not rotting away, people who've been here a while will help answer.
Some of you know and some of you don’t know that you’re here because the director thinks you might have murdered her fiancée! Her name’s Elizabeth and his name is… Stephan, I think. Anyway, their names aren’t important! What’s important is that he’s not really dead, and he shows up here sometimes. I just thought you ought to know.
If you’ve got any more questions, you can ask. Other questions about camp are fine, too, as long as you keep them to "why does the lake glow?" and not "how do I get out?" If they're not rotting away, people who've been here a while will help answer.