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[Somewhere, near the edge of the woods, there is a frog. A plain, ordinary, little green frog, who, if asked a seemingly random question--say, "Are you now or have you ever been the God of Thunder?", for instance--would answer with a particularly evasive "Ribbiteth."
Said frog is currently dragging a hammer behind it, by means of a strap attached to the handle and looped around its n-- ... well, general neck-ish region, which is as close as frogs ever get to real necks. Said hammer's connection to certain storm-affiliated deities is, for those with knowledge of such things, less easy to dismiss even by the most unforthcoming of amphibians.]
((OOC: De-hiatus post for Thor! After the Random Fight Thread, he got tossed headlong into the Barrier--and thus, is once more a member of the fly-eating set. Come, marvel at yon astounding amphibian. The hammer he's dragging? That's Mjolnir, and no--you can't pick it up. No, not even you, the guy in the third row.))
Said frog is currently dragging a hammer behind it, by means of a strap attached to the handle and looped around its n-- ... well, general neck-ish region, which is as close as frogs ever get to real necks. Said hammer's connection to certain storm-affiliated deities is, for those with knowledge of such things, less easy to dismiss even by the most unforthcoming of amphibians.]
((OOC: De-hiatus post for Thor! After the Random Fight Thread, he got tossed headlong into the Barrier--and thus, is once more a member of the fly-eating set. Come, marvel at yon astounding amphibian. The hammer he's dragging? That's Mjolnir, and no--you can't pick it up. No, not even you, the guy in the third row.))