ITP: Pizza like you never tasted it before!

Nov 26, 2007 18:08

[the location: the mess hall
the culprits: one pizza-making knight and his reluctant accomplice
the crime: a culinary poison made of pepperoni, cheese, blueberry sauce, watermelon and sweet pickles.

As the perpetrator of this heinous act leans down to inspect the pizza's progress, his increasingly agitated companion tries to distract himself with cleaning up the mess from said experiment.]

Should they really look like that when they're cooking?

You probably used too much yeast.

I followed the ingredients exactly as I remembered them. But don't worry. As soon as they're done, I'm sure that they'll still taste fine. And it will help you feel better too. After all, you order them all the time at home, don't you?

... I think my headache is actually getting worse.

You don't need to worry about that either. I made plenty!

((This is what you get when Suzaku gets cooking tips from his superior back home. Come, try the pizza -- it may make you double-take, but you'll live. Note, Lelouch will bitch at you for encouraging him.))
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