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[allofherperks]

*a boy in full Borogravian uniform (minus any bit that might have been mistaken for shiny or new) is being frogmarched towards camp by a pair of zombies. he's squirming and occasionally yelling in a broken voice*

At this point I should warn you, sirs, that I don't care who you used to be!

((the intropost drill; you all know it this post is closed))