[MOSTLY addressed to the audience, but--!]
Hey, this is the gift-giving season, right? I know Big Sis has got that Santa Secret thing, and that crazy woman in the fishnets said I was naughty because I didn't know who the fat man was. BUT THIS IS UNIMPORTANT.
You know how it's better to give than receive, right? I think I'm gonna make my first present day the best ever! So if you want somethin' from me, Audience people, comment and let me know. I don't think I can actually send stuff out of the camp, but I'm sure there's SOMETHING I can do for you like draw a funny picture, right?
Oh, and I guess if anyone in camp wants something from me, lemme know, too. Don't wanna forget you, either.
EDIT: NO PORN!
((TO BED WITH ME. Feel free to continue to comment for a spot on THE LIST.))
You know how it's better to give than receive, right? I think I'm gonna make my first present day the best ever! So if you want somethin' from me, Audience people, comment and let me know. I don't think I can actually send stuff out of the camp, but I'm sure there's SOMETHING I can do for you like draw a funny picture, right?
Oh, and I guess if anyone in camp wants something from me, lemme know, too. Don't wanna forget you, either.
EDIT: NO PORN!
((TO BED WITH ME. Feel free to continue to comment for a spot on THE LIST.))