WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

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[Homestar has set up a gigantic shiny golden stage with a microphone and is randomly declaring anyone who passes by to be guests on The Show. TEST YOUR STUPID WITH HIS RIDICULOUS GAME SHOW PERSONA.]

We'll be wight back after a wowd from our sponsows. *gestures to the lurching zombies*

*game show music*

AND WE'RE BACK.