Mistletoe Post, Take Two
It’s that time of year again! I’ve put together lots of Emergency Mistletoe Ordinance kits, so if you find yourself caught by the mistletoe, at least you’ll have lip balm to keep your lips kissably soft, and breath mints because… well, nobody wants to kiss a potty mouth. And these miniature flame-throwers should fend off the most aggressive…
Bulma, you can’t burn the mistletoe. Trust me, it won’t be good.
What do you mean, Claire? We used them last year.
Maybe so, but… Things could get really. Bad if you try it this year. Just. Don’t, please?
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Fine, then. The bleeding-heart tree hugger says I shouldn’t include the flame-throwers in the EMO kits this year.
...they’re barbecue lighters, Bulma.
Flame-throwers. And what am I supposed to call the kits without them?
Um, how about Emergency Mistletoe… Oral kits?
Okay, that’ll work. Come get your revised EMO kits before the mistletoe gets to you!
*one last mistletoe post before mun goes on hiatus, ftw. Of course, it goes without saying that these EMO kits will draw out the mistletoe, so be sure to grab a kit or two or three… before you start sucking face~*
Bulma, you can’t burn the mistletoe. Trust me, it won’t be good.
What do you mean, Claire? We used them last year.
Maybe so, but… Things could get really. Bad if you try it this year. Just. Don’t, please?
…
…
Fine, then. The bleeding-heart tree hugger says I shouldn’t include the flame-throwers in the EMO kits this year.
...they’re barbecue lighters, Bulma.
Flame-throwers. And what am I supposed to call the kits without them?
Um, how about Emergency Mistletoe… Oral kits?
Okay, that’ll work. Come get your revised EMO kits before the mistletoe gets to you!
*one last mistletoe post before mun goes on hiatus, ftw. Of course, it goes without saying that these EMO kits will draw out the mistletoe, so be sure to grab a kit or two or three… before you start sucking face~*