What do you mean I can't take them with me? Oh, fine.
Merry Christmas, everyone! I got you these pictures of almost everyone from Mandatory Naked Day. Enjoy your blackmail and masturbation. Except you kids, you get
cute animal pictures. Happy Hanukkah, Lovely Kwanzaa, etc etc.
Any of you who want to say goodbye, get your ass down by the barrier. I'm not sticking around forever. Unlike you guys.
((Open forever, decide whether you want there to be naked pictures of your character, yadda yadda.))