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*There is a tall, trenchcoated man standing in front of three colored poles in the middle of camp*
Excuse me. I need the attention of everyone not currently occupied in some sort of life saving/altering event. Considering where I am and from the little information I've been able to gather so far, that would be just about 99.9% of you.
I'm Special Agent Fox Mulder with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I've been assigned to a C.F.U.D. Field Office to lead investigations into exactly what's been going on around here. As a government official, I'm going to start by saying that everything you think has been occurring is actually really something very different. You kids have no idea what the United States government is actually doing with you here.
In a word? Alien abduction and mind control.
Now some of you may already be aware of this to varying degrees, so before I can get started I need you all to cooperate. I'll be enlisting some of you to assist me in investigations and others...well, we'll get to that. Line up behind the pole that you feel is most appropriate to your experience and follow the directions waiting for you there.
((ooc: Struggling with the voice, so I'm very sorry for being so slow. D:))
Blue Pole: For those who greatly suspect something very strange has been happening to you, so you've probably been abducted 10 times already. I'll need a DNA sample, urine sample, lock of hair, handwriting sample, and retina scan from each of you.
Red Pole: For those highly skeptical that anything would happen; you're actually more concerned that the aliens would come for your manservant than you. You are at high risk for abduction once the aliens find the Blue Polers are too liberal. You'll be working clerical duties with the Camp Bureau of Investigation until your abduction.
Purple Pole: Have no knowledge about any sort of alien activity. You are now a Field Agent in the C.B.I. and will proceed to obtain the evidence required from the Blue Polers.
Since I know you kids don't do anything without incentive, there are also cookies waiting for you at the Poles.
Excuse me. I need the attention of everyone not currently occupied in some sort of life saving/altering event. Considering where I am and from the little information I've been able to gather so far, that would be just about 99.9% of you.
I'm Special Agent Fox Mulder with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I've been assigned to a C.F.U.D. Field Office to lead investigations into exactly what's been going on around here. As a government official, I'm going to start by saying that everything you think has been occurring is actually really something very different. You kids have no idea what the United States government is actually doing with you here.
In a word? Alien abduction and mind control.
Now some of you may already be aware of this to varying degrees, so before I can get started I need you all to cooperate. I'll be enlisting some of you to assist me in investigations and others...well, we'll get to that. Line up behind the pole that you feel is most appropriate to your experience and follow the directions waiting for you there.
((ooc: Struggling with the voice, so I'm very sorry for being so slow. D:))
Blue Pole: For those who greatly suspect something very strange has been happening to you, so you've probably been abducted 10 times already. I'll need a DNA sample, urine sample, lock of hair, handwriting sample, and retina scan from each of you.
Red Pole: For those highly skeptical that anything would happen; you're actually more concerned that the aliens would come for your manservant than you. You are at high risk for abduction once the aliens find the Blue Polers are too liberal. You'll be working clerical duties with the Camp Bureau of Investigation until your abduction.
Purple Pole: Have no knowledge about any sort of alien activity. You are now a Field Agent in the C.B.I. and will proceed to obtain the evidence required from the Blue Polers.
Since I know you kids don't do anything without incentive, there are also cookies waiting for you at the Poles.