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*There's quite a bit of hammering going on somewhere in camp. One might find the constant pounding a bit annoying...*
*...the gorillas don't seem to mind, however.*
Aha, you've done it again, Kisling! These peculiar purple posts will be absolutely perfect for moving my most imperative memorandum around camp…quite literally! And now that the final flier has been positioned…
(Ahem! Hurk hrhh hrk! Hum, speaking voice must be a bit rusty.)
GREETINGS, MOST PROSTIGIOUS POPULOUS OF “CAMP FORNICATE WITH AN UNSPECIFIED INDIVIDUAL AND EXPIRE”! I am Professor Gutten Kisling, the world’s most renowned expert in all that is ghostly and phantasmal! As per the request of a somewhat straightforward note (“come or die” is a rather unusual way of ending a letter), the pulling of certain strings, and my overwhelming adoration of enforcing the developing minds of adolescents, I have arrived as your latest lecturer on the habits and home lives of the spirited, ethereal, and decidedly ghastly entities that share our realm!
In short: Your brand-spankin’-new Professor of Paranormal Phenomena is in the house and ready to get crackin’!
Classes shall be held outside of the woman’s lavatory! Dates and times are announced via these practical little handbills! No fuss, no muss, no problematic situations concerning the prospective schedule of these educational endeavors!
Do be sure to register on one of the many memorandums you see scattered about, my potential pupils! It will be well worth your while; as is always the case when it comes to the organized acquisition of knowledge!
((OOC: Intro post for Professor Kisling! Feel free to gawk, stare, or investigate these classes!))
((EDIT: You people are so amazing but OHGODBED. Will pick up loose threads to-morrow!))
((OKAY BACK TO THE VOCABULARY RAPE.))
*...the gorillas don't seem to mind, however.*
Aha, you've done it again, Kisling! These peculiar purple posts will be absolutely perfect for moving my most imperative memorandum around camp…quite literally! And now that the final flier has been positioned…
(Ahem! Hurk hrhh hrk! Hum, speaking voice must be a bit rusty.)
GREETINGS, MOST PROSTIGIOUS POPULOUS OF “CAMP FORNICATE WITH AN UNSPECIFIED INDIVIDUAL AND EXPIRE”! I am Professor Gutten Kisling, the world’s most renowned expert in all that is ghostly and phantasmal! As per the request of a somewhat straightforward note (“come or die” is a rather unusual way of ending a letter), the pulling of certain strings, and my overwhelming adoration of enforcing the developing minds of adolescents, I have arrived as your latest lecturer on the habits and home lives of the spirited, ethereal, and decidedly ghastly entities that share our realm!
In short: Your brand-spankin’-new Professor of Paranormal Phenomena is in the house and ready to get crackin’!
Classes shall be held outside of the woman’s lavatory! Dates and times are announced via these practical little handbills! No fuss, no muss, no problematic situations concerning the prospective schedule of these educational endeavors!
Do be sure to register on one of the many memorandums you see scattered about, my potential pupils! It will be well worth your while; as is always the case when it comes to the organized acquisition of knowledge!
((OOC: Intro post for Professor Kisling! Feel free to gawk, stare, or investigate these classes!))
((EDIT: You people are so amazing but OHGODBED. Will pick up loose threads to-morrow!))
((OKAY BACK TO THE VOCABULARY RAPE.))